Monday, October 12, 2009

Should I go to TypePad?

Hm, I don't know if I should switch to TypePad or not. I'll try it and maybe be back...

Monday, April 27, 2009

Waiting Sucks

I think I'm going to be horrible in Purgatory (because we all know that's where I'm gonna end up!)

Sitting around all day, wondering if I'll be going upstairs or to the basement.

I'll probably pick my nails to the bone while doing it. That'll hurt.

But the lesson I learned today is that sometimes waiting is better then actually knowing the truth. What if the truth leads to an unhappy ending? As long as I don't know, nothing can hurt me.

But then why does it still bother me?

Waiting. We'll all go through it. Wheter it be a proposal or as boring as waiting for the line to move, waits are not fun.

So I guess all we can do is hope that the wait will be worth it. Because the only thing better then the wait being over is a happy ever after to go along with it.

Monday, April 20, 2009

What to do when a college looses your materials

To some, it can be the most devistating news. No, you weren't denied. They lost your materials. This has happened to me 3 times. Yes, 3 times. What can you do to keep your cool. Because after all, you don't want them to see you sweat:
1) Punch the person next to you in the face.
2) Cry.
3) Eat as much carbohydrates as possible
4) Cry some more.
5) Listen to angry rock songs
6) Cry harder darn it!
7) Exercise
8) Start an angry riot outside of admissions office
9) Cry yourself to sleep
10) Don't cry, you can't waste the moisture! (If you watched Arrested Development, you'd know that joke)

So that's it. Hope it helps, 'cause it sure ain't doin' it for me.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Self Hypnosis


Is it possible? I was wondering this today when I tried to block the annoying tour groups out. WikiHow says it's possible. Here's what they say:
Relax and Repeat your statement(s) to yourself as many times as you wish. And it should work. Will try and will report back to you.

Friday, April 3, 2009

And then it rained!

For 40 days and 40 nights! Ok, maybe not that long. But felt like 40 days of rain condensed into one day. When I went to statistics this morning, I thought "eh, not too bad." Even coffee lady said that it was pleasant. When I went to get food at Kimmel, still bareable. I think to myself "Self (ugh I hate when people say that to themselves), let's be ambitious and go to the gym.

And then Fate decided that I should not go to the gym.

I fought and went. And after smelling like a boiled hamster with a mysterious substance on my socks, I was met with the motherload.

Ligthening.

Thunder.

The motherload of all rain. The city was not meant for rain. It was built for sunny days and buisness men laughing and chatting about stocks and their affiars. But not for rain.

But after all of that, I still love the rain. It's like going swimming but instead of ripping off a skin-tight bathing suit, I get to rip off the skin tight rain boots!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Perks to working at the beach

  • Sun
  • Sand
  • Tan
  • $12/hr
  • I get to write my book
  • I get to read some books
  • Water
  • Did I mention $12/hr? ;)

Monday, March 30, 2009

Being Spontaneous

As of late, I've become a very spontaneous person. The reason why this is so incredible is because I am a very unspontaneous person. This is for 2 reasons:
  1. I can imagine every possibility to how a situation ends. Nothing can suprise me so the action becomes planned.
  2. I'm a writer, hence, I'm big on planning.
But no more! Fun Allie Beth is here to stay! Mainly 'cause I'm having too much fun to go back. When your spontaneous, you get to:
  • Skip boring lectures to spend the day with your boyfriend (or girlfriend)
  • Go to the Hudson River and see the Statue of Liberty!
  • Discover Greenwich Village although you've lived there for the last 6 months
  • And much much more!
I highly recommend being spontaneous whenever the opportunity arises. Trust me!