What to do when a college looses your materials

To some, it can be the most devistating news. No, you weren't denied. They lost your materials. This has happened to me 3 times. Yes, 3 times. What can you do to keep your cool. Because after all, you don't want them to see you sweat:
1) Punch the person next to you in the face.
2) Cry.
3) Eat as much carbohydrates as possible
4) Cry some more.
5) Listen to angry rock songs
6) Cry harder darn it!
7) Exercise
8) Start an angry riot outside of admissions office
9) Cry yourself to sleep
10) Don't cry, you can't waste the moisture! (If you watched Arrested Development, you'd know that joke)

So that's it. Hope it helps, 'cause it sure ain't doin' it for me.