Tech Guys

And today's rant is on...tech guys

THEY ARE WHAT THEY SEEM!

So today, I was minding my own business reading in bed when *ring ring* Diana's phone rings. Mr., Computer-man is on his way in 5...
*I realize what's happening*
4...
*I run to the bathroom, trip and fall
3...
*Slam the door
2...
*Get in crouching tiger position
1...
Showtime

Now, I didn't actually see quote-quote techy, but I could hear him. All I could imagine was him pulling up his belly-high pants, holding his taped glasses in place and thinking of numbers as his brain screen saver.
And the best line he said was...
"I'm terribly sorry, those I.T. guys don't know how to communicate."
SAY WHAT!? I literally snorted at that.
But now I get the chance to say thank you! Thank you Mr. President Tech Guy! Because of your virginity, I mean, dedication to your job, Diana now has internet and i can blog again! So today, on National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day, I dedicate today to you!