Top 8 Reasons to become a stripper

1. You get an amazing workout.
2. You get an amazing body from the workout
3. You get to work whenever you want.
4. You are your own boss.
5. Everyday is casual attire day!
6. No battling over promotions (because honestly, where do you go from there?)
7. It's been the oldest profession throughout history (well, at least prostitution has been)
8. You make a whole lotta money!